There’s no special reason why has stuck with dessert-centric names for its alphabetically ordered Android versions from Cupcake (Android 1.5) forward. A spokesman told CNN a few years back that it was an “internal team thing, we prefer to be…a bit inscrutable on the matter.” decided that it would be fun to help out a bit by coming up with names for future versions of Android to follow the current KitKat (Android 4.4). also came up with a few mockups of what future logos might look like. Feel free to take notes, . can’t promise that Android’s sales won’t drop after this update. opts to celebrate the most decadent of all cakes, Red Velvet. The Android guy is starting to look a little bloated again—you would, too, if you allowed carriers other companies to stuff your operating system with useless applications–but a healthy exercise regimen of backing up data deleting unnecessary apps should get it back in shape. The update launches alongside a children’s TV show in which a horribly deformed Android mascot teaches kids lessons about not being evil while simultaneously encouraging mass consumption on a global scale. ospective commercial tie-in ffy Taffy pulls out of the deal at the last moment, complaining that it has seen funnier jokes written on psicle sticks. The update gets its name from an unfortunate side-effect caused by the OS injection process, wherein your lips turn big, red, waxy. The bring helps the originally chocolate-flavored drink advertise the fact that it now comes in 26 realistic flavors–each combined with lab-generated synthetic milk. Your Android robot dispenses a free bottle of Yoo-hoo with every app you purchase from the ay-th-Your-Robot store.
